Luck of the Irish

God-Damn I hate thiefs! This is the second time in 3 months my truck has been broken into and shit has been stolen. This time right in front of my house in the middle of the night. On a good note this time I only lost a pair of sunglasses and a pack of smokes. Better than having my Treo ripped like last time. Now Im stuck with a ghetto phone and 3 more years on the contract. Sigh.

Onto hockey. Well like I said, the season started and I'm well on the way to the basement while the Spaceman/alternate universe dweller ferengie man is in the lead and has built up a substantial 13 point lead on me that will be tough to catch. I suck!

So Trev, whatcha think? Ya gots da team this year? Naaa me thinks not. But yeah you will do better than me, not! hell ya already got a 2.2 point lead on me...unlike Victor this is catchable!!

How did Chara's mom keep this guy in groceries? Swear to God this guy ate his broccoli as a kid! Zdeno, I hope you bought Ma a nice spread! Pure beast! I still laugh when I remember the fight he had with that rag doll while on the Sens a couple of years ago. Whipped him around like a bean bag I damn near died laughing. Me, personally I'd have thought up some injury, maybe a hammy problem or the like and just gone turtle instead of being the joke of Youtube for the next century!

Don't imagine you will be playing Labarbra Ann Scott much between the pipes will ya? Either that or her excuse was jet-lag while in the UK. Beachballs Rule!

Back to my truck. I'm thinking, that...well actually my wife told me to think...that I should sell the pig, errr beautiful machine as it would appear that it is really not that fuel effecient as it gets a palty average of 17.2 L/100 Km....Im told this is not too good....Mayhaps this is why I'm sinking 300 bills into the big ass 120L tank a month. No Trev I aint getting a Hyundai....I told my wife that I would not get anything not north american. She said I have to go look at a Nissan Altima....and being the good ole tough red-neck I is, I said....well you guessed it...yes dear. Why are us men so fucking whipped when it comes to pussy? Answer....divorece cost more than saying yes! Ask me!

So Boston appears to have a goalie this year. Think he will last? Budaj needs to be good and stay healthy or we will get to see Mr Propecia....kinda like Mr Coffee only with hair and a french accent. Don't worry Jose, Canada would not want you anyway, even if you were clean.

Raffi Torres? SPARE ME! Will Edmonton actually score a goal this year? Yeah I want Lowe as my GM. Can't sign a friggin autograph let alone a star player. How long is Souray gonna last? Probably a while since he is from the area but the rest just want to run away! Home team discount in Edmonton means you get dental care and BINGO lessons! If you score 20 goals you can go square dancing at the community center and eat perogies!

Well ya got the young guy I like in Jordan. He will be a hell of player this year me thinks. Wish I could have kept him and it was a hard decision for sure to drop him.

Chris Drury has shot his load as far as Im concerned. This is his last contract...Why cant this guy stay put for more than one contract? I dont think he will be anywhere as good as last year.

At the end of the year I hope Im in front of you Trev. May gangrene infest your every cut this year!

War beating the Lephachaun to his pot of gold!