The inquisitive Eyebrow

Ihor, the land of smack has finally made it around to you. The problem with smacking this team is that by the time I post the friggin thing his team will have changed again. Ihor changes his team more often than a Vegas Brothel changes its sheets! How the HELL do you even know who is in the line up on a weekly basis? Thank fuck this is not a salary cap league or your accountant would have either gone friggin bonkers, found a bridge to jump off, or put a knife through your heart...and wallet! And then burned your Corporate Amex card!

Mike Commodore, nice friggin lettuce dude....problem is you are supposed to be a hockey player not a freak show on skates. That is why we have the ice capades and the heavyweight champion Tonya Harding!

And where would we be without little slamming of our favorite hated city to the north. Do you guys have indoor plumbing yet? Possibly a sewer system? Or does it still go right into that creek you call a river? Poor folks in Sask! Oh and don't waste your time trying to slam me back Ihor....remember this, Im the Tony Soprano of this pools blog and you are the small italian pizza boy. Im Ron Jeremy and you are Mr Bobbit. Im Eminem and you are little Ihor...Im.....I'm...out of what is the word....damn mind....oh yeah comparisons...see I told you it would come to me. Hey Edmonton, invest in some street cleaners, dental care, weight watchers and vehicles that are less than 20 years old! What a Ghetto. Warsaw looked better in 1943! I want to vomit every time I think about that place!

Just my luck you got the duvet cover again. One good hit and he will be back in bed with a broken nail again...Another poor trade by Trooper in which I got picks ripped from me. I stay away from this guy faster than a runway model pushs away from a buffet table.

Did you guys hear that Isiah Thomas just got found liable for sexual harassment? Seriously, if you were a woman...ok stay away from that but just pretend...why would you put up with that from a sawed off 4'8" little piece of shit? Just fucking kick him in the nuts and be done with it.

How are your goalies this year dude? HA HA! Kinda like someone else I know? Awww that's to bad and I truly feel your pain. But if you want to step up to the plate before the others....I have a great deal for you my U.N. Friend.

Now for a little insight to the Troopers background. When I was just a little trooper in high school I lived in Kanata...all the inbred, dumb ass, lumberjacket wearing, no tooth shitpumps from Carp came to my school on the oldest bloody cheesewagon you could find....In it were the ugliest sum-bitches ya ever seen....one of whom was Fosters Dad. I dont know how many fights we got in but I do know I was not the winner in the majority of them. I really feel for the cattle in Carp! The Foster's are a tough lot and Kurtis I bet is as well.

Jagr....I would rather have ballerinas on my team than this dive artist, he must have played a ton of soccer in his youth to perfect his art. Just so you know, soccer is not a sport but rather an excuse to riot. It is worse than cricket. At least in cricket they get hard wooden balls thrown at them! Soccer players have no balls. My personal nightmare when I was a soccer dad was trying to figure out how many orange slices and Capri Suns were needed for the team when it was my turn to be the snack fag. Yes my son woke up and realized he no longer wanted to play. It was the proudest day of my life!

Sean Avery....this guy is so dirty I have to take a shower after every time I see him play.

Ihor, your team seems to be well on the way to another good finish and I wish you the best. Please keep up the trading so I have something to write about during the season!

War counting my fingers after trades with Ihor!

If the glove dont fit you must acquit!