Adam, Dude if you want to improve your team you have to start with a decent name...not one synonomous with upturned fish roiling in the surf fighting for air as their lungs colapse in on them! But, then again, looking at your team it is pretty apropos. In a word you suck worse than I do! I know, last years outcome was not your fault...but this years is!
Just a question...Is B. Jackman related to the auction? What is with all these friggin rich prima-dona boys playing hockey? Yeah I know I'm off on another tangent, but what the hell is Comrie doing playing hockey...or claiming to? Pappy has mo money than 98% of Canadians...Mike did you piss off daddy so you cant get an inheratence until you win a couple of cups? Man if that were me I would have been kissing dads ass my whole life waiting for him to kick so I could sit back on a beach and drink foo foo umbrella drinks and chase hot chicks all my life.
Bill Guerin is in for a shock this year when he gets on the ice and finds he has no support staff anywhere to help him out. Speaking of Comrie, is he going to be Billy's line mate? For the last few years it has been nothing but a friggin gong show on the island and I cant see it improving at all this year....Personally I think our commish will be in tough with his lost islands goalie. Bill, retire you old shit.
Ok I'm not the kind of guy to kick someone when he is down....actually that's exactly what I'am..reason, cause if he gets up my ass gets kicked, so just to let you know Adam...it is YOU who should have been in last place last year except for my failed attempt to lose points in the last couple of weeks to secure the best draft pick. Ok it did not work but what the hell, I tried.
OH>>>>Did you guys hear about friggin Mike Vick getting caught smoking tree? Tattoo a real big yellow fucking "L" on this guy, throw him in the can so far back there that he will have to be fed with a rocket launcher and stick a fork in him cause this guy is finished. Play football again? I laugh at you you dumb ass arrogant piece of crap, go back to the back woods of Va, sit on a porch with Cleteus and Jethro and get your corn from a jar. "I'm so sorry for all the damage I caused as someone to whom kids look up to...k, is the mike off, coool, dude stop bogarting that J! Mike just shut up! And where would we be without a quick note on our favorite Heisman trophy winner O.J. Simpson....Just one question Juice, How you gonna look for Nicole's killer in the slam? Rot in Hell.
Ok back to trashing Adam. Wanna make a bet? How about a nice friendly bet that you will suck worse than I this year....Winner gets the others 10 round pick next year? Seeing as how Victor fucked me out of my good picks next year we will have to do this under the table, cause I'm already out 2 picks next year. wink wink :-)
Ok in all seriousnessnessness the only people I want are frankenstein (Phaneuf), Souray and Kipper...the rest can be burnt to appease the hockey Gods for all I care. Have a great year Adam! Lots of luck you gonna need it man! Now, just to bring you up a bit and make you feel better, naaa enjoy the sewer dude!
War Whale Blubber
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!!
Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Seeing the Future (or how I screwed Ken out of some great picks)
Victor Victor Victor, How dear sir is life without a goalie? What goes around comes around don't it? NOW you will feel the wrath of worry, intrepidation and foolishness at not getting a goalie in an earlier selection! Hmmm Kind of like I felt all last year....It sucks! Who will be at the pharmacy first? Who will leave his groin on the ice first? Who will be the first to say "I've fallen and I cant get up? My money is on Hasek the Hopeless. Oh FYI, I know who his backup is and who has him as well...just drop by and I can point you in the right direction.
So after holding my thoughts of revenge all year for a dumb-ass trade with the leader of Furengi race, the time has come for REVENGE, SWEET REVENGE!!! I feel like Im on top of the mountain....hey wait a minute...I'am at the top of the mountain. Basically I learned by looking at a few of the leaders how important a goalie is. Hence why I took 2 pretty much right away and left the slim pickings for the rest of you.
All in all a good solid north american team with the exception of a couple of puftas from the land of the frog. If and ONLY if your two starters stay healthy will you have a chance...hey I know Im preaching to the choir and this sounds like a repeat of your entry. The evil menical Trooper is the one to blame for this, but I will give you credit, you taught me. Is Friggin Denis even playing this year? Friggin waste of skin, oxygen thief, french butt head.
I think you were a tad hard on yourself in your own look at your team. I think you have a very good chance of taking second or third. And with a good trade to me for a goalie you might even win. But sigh...the cost will be heavy. You will feel the wrath of the federation! Wow...where the hell did that come from? a Galaxy far far away me thinks!
Hasek. You know why this guy wears a cag instead of a real goalie mask? It is the scare factor, plain and simple, when he talks he sounds like a friggin babling idiot and it just confuses the opposition into looking at him to see what he is saying and then they see his face, the face only a mother could love, a mixture between Mike Ricci and a can of smashed assholes. Basically he scares the opposition into a disbelieving state at his ugliness, and they are too close to get a good shot by the time realize what has happened...good tactic...Hey did you know Hasek has his own line of clothes? it wounds like umbagoofur or something close to that anyway!
My peeves with your team are few and Im sure I will be looking up at you in the standings...until the dreaded injury comes, at which point I should be close enough to catch you! If not...well there is always next year!
Live long and prosper!
Peace Out!
So after holding my thoughts of revenge all year for a dumb-ass trade with the leader of Furengi race, the time has come for REVENGE, SWEET REVENGE!!! I feel like Im on top of the mountain....hey wait a minute...I'am at the top of the mountain. Basically I learned by looking at a few of the leaders how important a goalie is. Hence why I took 2 pretty much right away and left the slim pickings for the rest of you.
All in all a good solid north american team with the exception of a couple of puftas from the land of the frog. If and ONLY if your two starters stay healthy will you have a chance...hey I know Im preaching to the choir and this sounds like a repeat of your entry. The evil menical Trooper is the one to blame for this, but I will give you credit, you taught me. Is Friggin Denis even playing this year? Friggin waste of skin, oxygen thief, french butt head.
I think you were a tad hard on yourself in your own look at your team. I think you have a very good chance of taking second or third. And with a good trade to me for a goalie you might even win. But sigh...the cost will be heavy. You will feel the wrath of the federation! Wow...where the hell did that come from? a Galaxy far far away me thinks!
Hasek. You know why this guy wears a cag instead of a real goalie mask? It is the scare factor, plain and simple, when he talks he sounds like a friggin babling idiot and it just confuses the opposition into looking at him to see what he is saying and then they see his face, the face only a mother could love, a mixture between Mike Ricci and a can of smashed assholes. Basically he scares the opposition into a disbelieving state at his ugliness, and they are too close to get a good shot by the time realize what has happened...good tactic...Hey did you know Hasek has his own line of clothes? it wounds like umbagoofur or something close to that anyway!
My peeves with your team are few and Im sure I will be looking up at you in the standings...until the dreaded injury comes, at which point I should be close enough to catch you! If not...well there is always next year!
Live long and prosper!
Peace Out!
Genuflecting to the Gods
Hey Kevin, look at the standings, you are in last place and I'm in first!!! Cool! Won't last for long but it sure feels good...till the conclusion of the first game anyway :-)
One of the best trades last year was between myself and Kevin. It certainly benefited both of us and possibly pushed Kev over the top of the Bruins.
After Kevin collected his wininngs at the end of the year I'm sure the only thought in his head was "great, now I have to decimate my team and give all the good players to the serfs below me". Well, yes, you did and maybe someone will have the team to kick your ass off the throne this year. Looking at your team I have to admit it will be tough.
Has anyone ever wanted to just pull out a sniper rifle while say, someone like Iginla was skating down the ice on a breakaway and smoke his ass? I think all of us who lost last year should be given a "Thin the Heard" day in which we can kill an opponents points for a day...just because....laugh, it would be neat if you had bet on a nag at a horse race and while it was running were able to put a heater through the leader on the backstretch :-) I think I have some pent up rage in me somewhere....probably due my ex-wife. Bitch. Woops, I think I said that in my big boy voice.
Kevin, at the end of the day you are no fun! Your team is very good, with the exception of "Fatty McButterpants" (K. Tkachuk). Anyone want to put bets on how long he will be overweight this year? He goes to Omar the Tent Maker for his hockey pants. Mumu's are us! His snacks are Buttersickles followed by Gravy shooters. Keith, invest in a God-damn Salad once in a while will ya!
Overall Kevin could make the united nations look bad with the amount of different countries represented in his team. He certainly has a few studs in Iggy, Malkin, Tanguay, Mary-Ann Hossa, Gonchar, etc.
Is Modano still bankrupt? This guy should have retired a while ago except for his money problems. Why is it that people say the older players deserve more respect than others? When Mike took a swing at another player last year with his stick it was stated in a few places that he did not get respect and was hit dirty.....Tough Shit pumpkin! Want some cheese to go with that whine? You play the game you get hit. Suck it up or retire.
I think the only thing at this point that will stop us from catching him will be injuries...or perhaps if we hired a couple of Guido's to "visit" Kevin's house some dark snowy night.
I have to laugh...again at a name...Poor bastard....Pascal Leclair...I think I would have to slap my mom. Tell me this kid never got his beats at school? I guess being a goalie was just an extension of the abuse he recieved at school :-)
Basically I think we will be sucking hind tit to Kevin this year. Repeat? In my opinion yep. But beware dude....Guido is a friend of mine! In my best Italian slanted voice....You win again, we will have to talk.
War Keeping the target in the scope
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One of the best trades last year was between myself and Kevin. It certainly benefited both of us and possibly pushed Kev over the top of the Bruins.
After Kevin collected his wininngs at the end of the year I'm sure the only thought in his head was "great, now I have to decimate my team and give all the good players to the serfs below me". Well, yes, you did and maybe someone will have the team to kick your ass off the throne this year. Looking at your team I have to admit it will be tough.
Has anyone ever wanted to just pull out a sniper rifle while say, someone like Iginla was skating down the ice on a breakaway and smoke his ass? I think all of us who lost last year should be given a "Thin the Heard" day in which we can kill an opponents points for a day...just because....laugh, it would be neat if you had bet on a nag at a horse race and while it was running were able to put a heater through the leader on the backstretch :-) I think I have some pent up rage in me somewhere....probably due my ex-wife. Bitch. Woops, I think I said that in my big boy voice.
Kevin, at the end of the day you are no fun! Your team is very good, with the exception of "Fatty McButterpants" (K. Tkachuk). Anyone want to put bets on how long he will be overweight this year? He goes to Omar the Tent Maker for his hockey pants. Mumu's are us! His snacks are Buttersickles followed by Gravy shooters. Keith, invest in a God-damn Salad once in a while will ya!
Overall Kevin could make the united nations look bad with the amount of different countries represented in his team. He certainly has a few studs in Iggy, Malkin, Tanguay, Mary-Ann Hossa, Gonchar, etc.
Is Modano still bankrupt? This guy should have retired a while ago except for his money problems. Why is it that people say the older players deserve more respect than others? When Mike took a swing at another player last year with his stick it was stated in a few places that he did not get respect and was hit dirty.....Tough Shit pumpkin! Want some cheese to go with that whine? You play the game you get hit. Suck it up or retire.
I think the only thing at this point that will stop us from catching him will be injuries...or perhaps if we hired a couple of Guido's to "visit" Kevin's house some dark snowy night.
I have to laugh...again at a name...Poor bastard....Pascal Leclair...I think I would have to slap my mom. Tell me this kid never got his beats at school? I guess being a goalie was just an extension of the abuse he recieved at school :-)
Basically I think we will be sucking hind tit to Kevin this year. Repeat? In my opinion yep. But beware dude....Guido is a friend of mine! In my best Italian slanted voice....You win again, we will have to talk.
War Keeping the target in the scope
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If a Bear Shits in the Forest does Anyone Really Care?
Mike...The only question I have for you is....How the hell did you come in second? The answer, for all you with curious minds...is GOALIES. I, as well as others I'm sure, tried to pry either of these two out of him him last year with no results whatsoever...I could have given him 4 players, 2 draft picks, my truck, my first born, 10 grand, a pint of my blood and a princes god-damn harem with 50 virgins and I MIGHT have got one of them. I gave you some good offers but in the end you were wrong Mike and you stink! I feel better now. Actually on a serious note I have to thank Mike for all his work, as we all should, and his insider info he shared with me last year.... and for picking some rather shitty third rate players for me while I was away in England. Thanks for nothing Mike.
Ahhh Mike's team...Let me start with St.Louis. You little piece of shit smurf! I hate you! You ride on the coat-tails of the rest of the players on your team and because you are such an insignificant piece of crap, you tend to get open because the real players in this league (Non-french Canadians and non Euro's) think they will just run over your ass when you get the puck. This moron gets open and because he is so small no one sees him until it is too late. One hit, preferably by oh I don't know maybe Simon, Phaneuf or the like will end your over-paid career. Then you can sit back in Quebec and drink your labatts 50.
Stillman...Only good thing about him is that he shares my birthday. Go look for yourself and bring me a present when it comes.
Paul Mara...sounds like a Cigarette...
Parise..at least he had a good father...he was the one who did the stick swinging at the ref in the 72 series...Sweet! Friggin communist ref deserved it. I really wish he would have got the Sherwood taste test :-)
Savard...See St.Louis but add 'whining ass cry baby'...I got no respect in Calgary! Hey buttmunch that's because you sucked!
Eric Johnson...Now this guy I like.....I wonder why....BECAUSE I PICKED HIM! That's why! Just goes to show you how bad my team is...I cant remember what the hell I got for him...A mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Rostislav Klesla - Ok, listen, my wife is Russian, I understand a couple of languages, but how the hell do you say this? Christ it's worse than my name! I bet he hates his parents. They should have just called him Ivan like the majority of the good little communists. Seriously...would you call your kid Adolph? I thought not.
Mike...what is this thing you have with bears? Is there something you are not telling us? How often do you go to the zoo? Oh, I do like your logo :-) The only good bear is a skinned bear!
Besides Mikes fantastic goalie duo I really dont see how he can improve this year. Great goalies, a bunch of wimpy, french and foreign Euro trash with no size or guts and the rest are has beens on teams that arn't going anywhere...My prediction...best place finish of 7. But what the hell do I know I finished last.
Mike learn not to be such a blood thirsty fucking leach when you trade, and give us bottom dwellers a chance.
I know I know I friggin know!....I have a potty mouth...so sue me.
War dead bears.
Out.
Ahhh Mike's team...Let me start with St.Louis. You little piece of shit smurf! I hate you! You ride on the coat-tails of the rest of the players on your team and because you are such an insignificant piece of crap, you tend to get open because the real players in this league (Non-french Canadians and non Euro's) think they will just run over your ass when you get the puck. This moron gets open and because he is so small no one sees him until it is too late. One hit, preferably by oh I don't know maybe Simon, Phaneuf or the like will end your over-paid career. Then you can sit back in Quebec and drink your labatts 50.
Stillman...Only good thing about him is that he shares my birthday. Go look for yourself and bring me a present when it comes.
Paul Mara...sounds like a Cigarette...
Parise..at least he had a good father...he was the one who did the stick swinging at the ref in the 72 series...Sweet! Friggin communist ref deserved it. I really wish he would have got the Sherwood taste test :-)
Savard...See St.Louis but add 'whining ass cry baby'...I got no respect in Calgary! Hey buttmunch that's because you sucked!
Eric Johnson...Now this guy I like.....I wonder why....BECAUSE I PICKED HIM! That's why! Just goes to show you how bad my team is...I cant remember what the hell I got for him...A mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Rostislav Klesla - Ok, listen, my wife is Russian, I understand a couple of languages, but how the hell do you say this? Christ it's worse than my name! I bet he hates his parents. They should have just called him Ivan like the majority of the good little communists. Seriously...would you call your kid Adolph? I thought not.
Mike...what is this thing you have with bears? Is there something you are not telling us? How often do you go to the zoo? Oh, I do like your logo :-) The only good bear is a skinned bear!
Besides Mikes fantastic goalie duo I really dont see how he can improve this year. Great goalies, a bunch of wimpy, french and foreign Euro trash with no size or guts and the rest are has beens on teams that arn't going anywhere...My prediction...best place finish of 7. But what the hell do I know I finished last.
Mike learn not to be such a blood thirsty fucking leach when you trade, and give us bottom dwellers a chance.
I know I know I friggin know!....I have a potty mouth...so sue me.
War dead bears.
Out.
Troopers Takes on The Teams!
Alright seeing as how all the other smarter and more medicated..err educated Blog Masters have decided to rate the other teams I thought it only required that I do something different...Like maybe rate our wife's? Naa maybe not. But it would be interesting! Maybe some of the NHL's finer specimens of feminity will be discussed in the future...We could start with.....TIE DOMI! Dude, Belinda is a skank!~ There ain't enough Jack Daniels to drink that cow pretty!
Sigh....Ok seeing as how some of you might take this the wrong way...please dont...its all in fun. But what the hell if you do, knock yourself out just dont knock me out....my rifles are bigger than yours! Na na na na na
I will start with my discusting, dormant, dilapated team. The first thing you will see, if you really care to look is that I have got a ton of Friggin Make Believes....How this happend I have no bloody idea whatsoever. I hate the friggin Maple Laughs, but if they help me out then I guess I will keep them.
I got stuck last year with couple of real dogs in net, trading for Denis to the Furengie (so I cant spell for shit, sorry Victor) was a huge mistake! I should have traded for "Eat a Big Meal" (Rita McNeil) and slapped a mattress on her, stuffed the top of the net with hot dogs and cheezy puffs and red wine and she would have done better than what I had in net!!!! I digress...SO my attempt was two-fold in this years draft, get a couple of decent if not stellar goalies and in so doing, limit the number of other GM's of getting a good one. Dirty? Yep! Do I care? Nope :-) Kinda like Mike's comment about my last post actually :-)
My forwards....holy shit...well at least I still have Crosby, the main saving grace of this miserable team. Horton plays too hard and will probably get injured somewhere along the line. The others...the Geritol gang of Sundin, Shanny, Smith, Tucker and Roberts will probably get me a couple of points but I'm certain will be convalesing at the Airborne Recovery Center sometime this year sitting back and enjoying a Canadian with me while contemplating their retirement from this glorious game. God bless the young guys of Toews and Kane and Crosby...chancy but promising in the future...however after my nauseating season the future is now...could be a long year of replacements!
Defence - a couple of good ones, lots of flash in the pans....average at best. Potential? Yep...potentially devasting with the exception of Liles.
Goalies - got a few and agree with Victors take on them...read his bolg as Im really not going to repeat it here. The good thing about them......when the rest of your goalies are injured...you know where to come.....You want a goalie, you talk to me....Ok Mel Gibson Im not....My neck is too red....as seen by the decided lack of Euro Trash on my team. Is Jagr still alive? Would someone PLEASE just beat this arrogant shit senceless for me?
Prediction.....I suck, but not as bad some others, best result at the end of the day is a middle of the pack run and that is being generous...either that or I will win the whole friggin thing and ya'll can eat my shorts! No? Yeah...probably Not but it was funny writing it :-)
Sigh....Ok seeing as how some of you might take this the wrong way...please dont...its all in fun. But what the hell if you do, knock yourself out just dont knock me out....my rifles are bigger than yours! Na na na na na
I will start with my discusting, dormant, dilapated team. The first thing you will see, if you really care to look is that I have got a ton of Friggin Make Believes....How this happend I have no bloody idea whatsoever. I hate the friggin Maple Laughs, but if they help me out then I guess I will keep them.
I got stuck last year with couple of real dogs in net, trading for Denis to the Furengie (so I cant spell for shit, sorry Victor) was a huge mistake! I should have traded for "Eat a Big Meal" (Rita McNeil) and slapped a mattress on her, stuffed the top of the net with hot dogs and cheezy puffs and red wine and she would have done better than what I had in net!!!! I digress...SO my attempt was two-fold in this years draft, get a couple of decent if not stellar goalies and in so doing, limit the number of other GM's of getting a good one. Dirty? Yep! Do I care? Nope :-) Kinda like Mike's comment about my last post actually :-)
My forwards....holy shit...well at least I still have Crosby, the main saving grace of this miserable team. Horton plays too hard and will probably get injured somewhere along the line. The others...the Geritol gang of Sundin, Shanny, Smith, Tucker and Roberts will probably get me a couple of points but I'm certain will be convalesing at the Airborne Recovery Center sometime this year sitting back and enjoying a Canadian with me while contemplating their retirement from this glorious game. God bless the young guys of Toews and Kane and Crosby...chancy but promising in the future...however after my nauseating season the future is now...could be a long year of replacements!
Defence - a couple of good ones, lots of flash in the pans....average at best. Potential? Yep...potentially devasting with the exception of Liles.
Goalies - got a few and agree with Victors take on them...read his bolg as Im really not going to repeat it here. The good thing about them......when the rest of your goalies are injured...you know where to come.....You want a goalie, you talk to me....Ok Mel Gibson Im not....My neck is too red....as seen by the decided lack of Euro Trash on my team. Is Jagr still alive? Would someone PLEASE just beat this arrogant shit senceless for me?
Prediction.....I suck, but not as bad some others, best result at the end of the day is a middle of the pack run and that is being generous...either that or I will win the whole friggin thing and ya'll can eat my shorts! No? Yeah...probably Not but it was funny writing it :-)
War Sexy Hot Hockey Wife's!
Late!
You will be Assimilated!
Ugggg, here I'am staring at this blog, burp, barf or whatever technical dumb-ass name you want to use for "Internet geek with no freaking life" and wondering just how this fine upstanding former soldier EVER got stuck in this realm of idiocy.....I hate blogs, however like the Borg say I have been assimilated to the world of the GDC Hockey blog world.
Dont look here for anything important. It is a complete spoof on blogs and will be full of ripe sarcastic and hardly relavant points about anything to do with our hockey pool and hopefully will provide a bit of humor to you....but dont hold your breat...h!
In my first series of posts you will see, well, something sarcastic certainly and a few of my inside peeves of all things "Hockey Pool" and how some dumb ass managers try to pull off dumb ass trades...maybe like offering someone a player of no significance for a future draft pick....and once the manager says no we find the player has been dropped the next day.....Do you people seriously think we are that bloody stupid? Sigh...why bother...and no it is not just one person either.
Jezz pass me another friggin Canadian Trevor and lets tell some old war stories!
Have a good one Jumper!
Trooper
Dont look here for anything important. It is a complete spoof on blogs and will be full of ripe sarcastic and hardly relavant points about anything to do with our hockey pool and hopefully will provide a bit of humor to you....but dont hold your breat...h!
In my first series of posts you will see, well, something sarcastic certainly and a few of my inside peeves of all things "Hockey Pool" and how some dumb ass managers try to pull off dumb ass trades...maybe like offering someone a player of no significance for a future draft pick....and once the manager says no we find the player has been dropped the next day.....Do you people seriously think we are that bloody stupid? Sigh...why bother...and no it is not just one person either.
Jezz pass me another friggin Canadian Trevor and lets tell some old war stories!
Have a good one Jumper!
Trooper
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