On we move to Ryan, hiding like the bad child who was just scolded by the teacher and told to sit in the corner for flicking boogers at the cute girl in class. Ain't it amazing what we did as kids to get a girls attention? And as we grow older we still find ourselves doing what we can to get her attention....see yesterday's post. God us male species are a sorry lot sometimes! But in the end when you are all tied up and she is whiping you....ok maybe I'll save that for another time and place!
Hockey right....but first....a quick update on new vehicle situation. Well it appears that the neck washing is in full effect at Troopers house. The javex and turpentine have been applied and the neck is looking slightly worse for wear at the moment after much scrubbing by said hot wife. I have been informed after taking an '07 Altima out for a test drive last night that "She who must be obeyed" likes it and promptly informed me that I do as well, and that we will probably be acquiring stated machine in the next couple of days for my use and driving pleasure. You should have seen the salesmans face when I asked him if I could put a lift kit in it! Damn near died. Foreign piece of shit. Listen we all have our hangups, mine is buying things that supported the axis. I lost 3 uncles in WW2, 2 to Germans and 1 to the Japs. Yes I hold a grudge. I have a real hard time buying anything that is associated with either country and would not be caught dead in any of these....However, I guess if my Russian wife can get over it so can I.....maybe.
Hey Ryan, ya don't gots no backup Defense dude....grant you with what is left that is available you might as well dress Paul if someone gets injured! Sorry Paul, twice in 2 days is tough to be hit but you a big boy, you can take it Boomer! Just stay out of my can!!
This year I will be initiating the "Trooper Roman Candle Award" on a weekly basis. If you don't have an idea of what a Roman Candle is...in a nutshell it is parachute that does not open properly and the loser to whom it is attached augers in and dies. Why sir did you not put Bernier in net this week? You had a free weekend and could be 2.9 points up on most of us but NOOOOOO you chose not to look at your team and manage it properly! Sad Sad Sad Ryan! I truly expect more out of you seeing as you were ahead of me last year.....You Sir are the prestigous and honoured winner of the award this week.....Not fair you say? My friggin blog says I.
All in all I likes your forwards, specially Justine Williams and Choochoo train! but your defense blows dead chickens. Pickard? Jean Luc you ain't! No friggin Enterprise here for your commanding presence. -19 last year....Grab the bench dude and hold on tight before Bobby sends your ass packing across the street to the Phantoms! Another useless Separatist from the land of Freedom fries with WHITE gravy. Throw in the flag Jean Luc!
It will be interesting to see if the perenial communist Samsonov can keep his samsonite luggage collection in one place longer than a year this time before wearing out his welcome yet again. Dude there are only so many teams in the league!
Ryan is one of the people in my gunsights this year to be ahead of at the end. If some of me gents can step up and be all they can be I have a chance.
War sitting in silence in the corner being Insignificant!
I SEE YOU!
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