Adam, Dude if you want to improve your team you have to start with a decent name...not one synonomous with upturned fish roiling in the surf fighting for air as their lungs colapse in on them! But, then again, looking at your team it is pretty apropos. In a word you suck worse than I do! I know, last years outcome was not your fault...but this years is!
Just a question...Is B. Jackman related to the auction? What is with all these friggin rich prima-dona boys playing hockey? Yeah I know I'm off on another tangent, but what the hell is Comrie doing playing hockey...or claiming to? Pappy has mo money than 98% of Canadians...Mike did you piss off daddy so you cant get an inheratence until you win a couple of cups? Man if that were me I would have been kissing dads ass my whole life waiting for him to kick so I could sit back on a beach and drink foo foo umbrella drinks and chase hot chicks all my life.
Bill Guerin is in for a shock this year when he gets on the ice and finds he has no support staff anywhere to help him out. Speaking of Comrie, is he going to be Billy's line mate? For the last few years it has been nothing but a friggin gong show on the island and I cant see it improving at all this year....Personally I think our commish will be in tough with his lost islands goalie. Bill, retire you old shit.
Ok I'm not the kind of guy to kick someone when he is down....actually that's exactly what I'am..reason, cause if he gets up my ass gets kicked, so just to let you know Adam...it is YOU who should have been in last place last year except for my failed attempt to lose points in the last couple of weeks to secure the best draft pick. Ok it did not work but what the hell, I tried.
OH>>>>Did you guys hear about friggin Mike Vick getting caught smoking tree? Tattoo a real big yellow fucking "L" on this guy, throw him in the can so far back there that he will have to be fed with a rocket launcher and stick a fork in him cause this guy is finished. Play football again? I laugh at you you dumb ass arrogant piece of crap, go back to the back woods of Va, sit on a porch with Cleteus and Jethro and get your corn from a jar. "I'm so sorry for all the damage I caused as someone to whom kids look up to...k, is the mike off, coool, dude stop bogarting that J! Mike just shut up! And where would we be without a quick note on our favorite Heisman trophy winner O.J. Simpson....Just one question Juice, How you gonna look for Nicole's killer in the slam? Rot in Hell.
Ok back to trashing Adam. Wanna make a bet? How about a nice friendly bet that you will suck worse than I this year....Winner gets the others 10 round pick next year? Seeing as how Victor fucked me out of my good picks next year we will have to do this under the table, cause I'm already out 2 picks next year. wink wink :-)
Ok in all seriousnessnessness the only people I want are frankenstein (Phaneuf), Souray and Kipper...the rest can be burnt to appease the hockey Gods for all I care. Have a great year Adam! Lots of luck you gonna need it man! Now, just to bring you up a bit and make you feel better, naaa enjoy the sewer dude!
War Whale Blubber
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!!
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