SO after a year of just pretty much letting things ride on the team I had dressed, I decided to actually work my bench this year and holy crap what a difference a little efffort makes. The two basement dwellers, myself and Adam have rocketed up the standings to 1st and 5th overall and have won 3 out of 4 head to head matches...only reason we have not gone perfect is that we went against each other the first week. I lost...see the last post. However this week....The Troopers pulled out the .30cal and put an absolute BLOODY BEAT-DOWN on the commish by practically doubling his enemic point total. See that is what happens when you have little friggin weasels and frog pufta cry-babies on your team Mike. Mike the Medics can be found at the front of the building or by dialing 9-911 and give them your information...someon will come and pull the shrapnel out your corpse!
Holly trade talks Trooper! I have got no less than 5 people comming to me asking for trades to date and all have been pretty good offers, with the exception of one. I had to think about them all but in reality at this point there is only one player I want to pry away from someone, he should listen me thinks! But hey it is still early. Troopers team interest includes, in no particular order...Shanny, Kane, Bieksa, Crosby (as I laugh), Horton (still giggling), and my injured goalie...Let-one-in. I'm kinda liking being where I am in the standings and a little hesitant trading anyone until I get "an offer you can't refuse"...but then the rest of you bastards will be jealous and reject the trade cause you did not get him, right :-)
P.S. some of you hold your nickles and dimes so tight the beaver cries and bluenose sinks!
Williams - Chi - Trev you are a shit-pump, fuck I was pissed when I heard you scooped him on me. I got in at 0530 to grab him and beat Paul to the punch but then I heard Trev sent his at 0030. Grrrr! So in the meantime I have been inundating Ihor with my stupid mind changing dumb ass e-mails...I want him....no stop...I want him. Ihor is either laughing his ass off at me or just shaking his heading wondering how I can get up in the morning without assistance! Brush my teeth? Come on!
So the DUMB ASS AWARD of the week goes to..........
Me and Paul! both of us for not realizing that a greazy slimy scumball SIGS officer --- Is there really anything else? would be up at that hour to scoop the player of our choice. Well done Trev and thanks for nothing butt-munch!
On different note.....It is with tears in my eyes that the local racing season is over. Another year of sinking money into the bottomless pit we call our race car is over, sigh. Up until the last race we were in 3rd position with the Trooper comming home this year with a couple of 3rd place trophies. My partner Dave from the FAN960 radio got his first trophy ever this year with a 3rd and Tim our 'mentor' got a first. We were doing great until the last race when yours truly forgot to check the camber ont he right front tire prior to the race and as with anything mechanical...things move....we are allowed 5 degrees. We came in second that night however after our tech inspection were found to have a camber of 5.5 dgrees and were disqualified and placed at the back of the pack. Hence we dropped from 3rd to 7th at the end of the eyear. It was a tight race this year. ANother reason why I should recieve the award :-(
Yeah yeah I know its a hockey blog but racing has been in my blood for years!
Trooper has been down with food poisoning lately and had to take last thursday and friday off...if any of ya'll have stocks in imodium or Charmin do yourself a favor and check the market...Im sure you just made some money! On another shitty note, I ain't never gonna make no PMS jokes no more! Talk about cramps from hell! I laugh as all of you are now screaming "TO MUCH INFO!" Did not know weather to fart or shit so discretion being the better part of valor I ran to the crapper every time I thought I would do either. At the end I was screaming for a god-damn sno-cone to wipe my ass! On a good note, on Firday as I was curled up in the fetal position on the couch I watched We Are Marshall...Great movie, watch it! Very appropo as well considering they are named the Marshall Thundering Herd and I had the Thundering Shits! I'm a huge College football fan....Ask Trevor....anyway the Herd is 0-7 this year... If you really give a shit.
This week Im up against Ihor and expect another outstanding win! My predictions...
Adam, Jordan, Victor, Kevin, Mike and the TROOPER will emerge Victorious!
War Imodium, pepto bismol and the inventors of toilet paper!
"Not so much small Bear!" --- Bite me mom my ass she is on fire!!!!
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