Monday, October 29, 2007

Where's Hasek's package?

I've fallen and I can't get up! Poor Mr broken strikes again....Is this injury the one that will finally make this dinosaur sit up and take notice that he aint in his 20's anymore? I must admit it does not surprise me in the least and is one of the reasons I grabbed Osgood in the draft. Well I got that one right.

Objections...well you know my point on that. At this point I really could care less and will just leave it to time to prove it out. I just shook my head at the idiocy. So if you are looking for another flame-throwing blog entry on this go somewhere else. Suffice it to say that I will be abstaining from any of them in the future. Go nuts.

So Mrs Jagr's little boy has now almost earned the title of "Mr." How long you been in the league hairdo boy! About time you started to grow a pair! Your MIDOL is in the medicine cabinet ya freak. In short he goes out blew a shoe, blew a glove, then gets the biscuit in the mush and spews his chicklets all over the ice, improving his look at the same time, then goes and gets his gums sewn up, comes back and scores a goal. Well done Goldilocks! (If he would have gone and tried to find his teeth like J.R. Superstar, I would give him the title Mr)I still hate you soccer boy. Maybe my boy Randy Jones will decorate the boards with your face as well when he comes back from his....ummm...layoff?

So Shanny finally got going last night. Was about to give up on the old man. He has been in and out of the line-up all year and was going to be replaced by Jokie, but that's another story ain't it.

I wake up and hear that Kipper has parked his ride next to the gravy train and signed a new contract for a dump truck full of cash. 35 Mill? Then Tony Romo gets what 65 mill? And Pay-Rod opts out of his contract...Fuck me. Gonna have to take out a 2nd mortgage to see a game soon.

Look who is back in town...the Broadstreet Bullies have emerged yet again with 3 of their players suspended for brutal hits on opposition teams. Gotta like the fact that at least my boy took out a frog. Patrice, have fun breathing for the next little while! Nice beak dude! I tell you, the only thing worse than a busted beak is broken ribs. Yes I've had both, nose 3 times, 4 ribs, broken wrist, legs, shoulder, ruptured achilles, broken fingers, ankle, and 3 knee surgeries. Talk about a wreck! Sure give me some good stories :-) Sigh, too bad my boy Jones got suspeneded for 2 games when he should have got a medal. Randy next time turn him around and smear him ok, that way I get the points and you get to break the pufta at the same time.

So Ihor beat me by 0.4 points this week. Oh well, I will get it back this week as Paul has broken the golden rule and come out and started talking trash in public stating he was basically gonna kick my ass. Ok old man, keep the yap going. If we dont learn from the past we are destined to repeat it. The last person to come out and smack talk me ended up a bloody corpse in the corner of the rink bleeding profusely and needing medics and finally a coroner. See ya at the funeral home on Sunday Paul!

War Slaughtering Frogs.

Another one bites the dust!

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