Monday, October 1, 2007

Get It on, bang a gong, get it on!

Holy Habitant Batman!! Is the name Paul a french name? How would one say that in cypher? Beats the hell out of me. All I know is that my name means "The handsome one"....My mommy loved me. So...down to business....Looks like Chris-the-ball Huet will have some competition this year with the new kid Price. I'm just waiting for the day when Mr Huet pulls the white flag out of his wallet in the middle of the game and goes Patrick Roy on the Frogs management. On a side note, did you know that all french citizens are issued a white flag with their birth certificate? Honest to God truth. Friggin English never learned anything after all their wars with the french. The box heads took over native frog land and what did the good citizens of the British Commonwealth do???? We went over to Normandy and saved their ass! We should have landed somewhere else and gave France to the Reds at the end of the war...Maybe they could have made it a nation. We should be slapped....but on a funny note...it would be kind of neat to hear the French talking Russian. The tri-color does have red in it!

How do I do that? Go from one subject to another in an instant? Think it's the A.D.D.

Penner, now this guy is cool. 245 pounds of rompin stompin stupidity! A true hard core red-neck manitoba boy with attitude. Dustin do me a favor and put some beats on Jagr for me will ya.

Gaborik, this guy comes across as little ferret faced wimp. Dude is actually almot 200lbs and is 6'1" tall! Skates like hell and shoots with a howitzer. I like him. Priviet, Kak Da La Marian! Das Vidania! If ya don't know too bad, learn Russian.

Boomers...two thoughts....first thought, please tell me your wife did not give you that nickname...if so I can only surmise that it would have to do with an evil toilet trick! Second, did you play broomball? Just don't tell me it has anything to do with your love affair with the Canadians or the great Boom Boom? That is taking it too far and you need treatment. I can give you the number for our in house shrink if required.

Insert church music here...
Koivu, like him, not for hockey but what he did for the capital of lilly-pad-land in buying an MRI machine for the city. Why is it we have to wait until something shitty happens before we do something?
Kill the church music it gives me a headache.

Paul, listen and wake the fuck up....where did I finish last year? Ummm Last! So why is it that you have 5 of my players from last year? Oh...yeah...another dumb ass Trooper Trade. Im going to have to call in some professional help if my trades go to shit like last year. Either that or I will be on 48 Hours as the Hockey Pool Blogger who went mental and killed the rest of the poolies. Hey I know we all have imiganary friends, but why does mine always tell me to...whats that....ok gotta go

War soon being on Americas Most Wanted.....

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