Game On!!

Can you Smell what the Trooper is cooking!

Yeah Baby! It has finally happened, the season started last night and the Trooper was parked in front of the big 52" HD tv with his feet up just chillin watching the leafs get stomped. Well at least my troops got me some points and I pulled out of the basement and rocketed aehad of some of the other GM's...as expected of course. Tonight we should be making some more ground as we have a ton of players in action..

New Jersey Vs Tampa Bay? Jesus I would rather watch a Very Brady Christmas than these two teams. They both make me sick. And our favorite team to the north has its opener today as well...So just what do game day celebrations consist of in the Chuck? Perhaps wearing clean underwear, if you can find them from the dump, cause that is probably where you are living anyway! Good Luck Losers! Seasons Beatings to you!

Ahhh Kevin *Hello knock knock* just cause you won last year does not mean that you can just showw up and win again dude! You have to have players that will....well play! 2 of them are in the minors and another on your active roster is out with a blown ankle.

The Flames have their opener tonight against Philly. I suspect a Flame win and the Iron Idiot Keenen will prolly have a loaded heater in the dressing room and blood will be spilled if they lose to one of his former teams on his first night. Talk about living in fear!

So it appears that you all are enjoying the escapades of the vehicle buying joke. Having fun at the ol Troopers expense it appears...well I would be laughin too I guess. Anyway today the price war starts. At lunch I will going to the dealer and beginning the war of negotiation. What fun! I have a price in mind and seeing as I'm such a subtle individual I'm sure the salesman is really looking forward to this as well! The young fellow is gonna get schooled today me thinks! And at the end Trooper will be driving a new car made in some far away land that he swore he would never do...How times change. Maybe I'll even get a free Nissan thermos out of the deal! Lucky me! I have to keep telling myself that the gas savings are worth it. I guess. I have taken to wearing turtlenecks because my neck is so raw from the "redneck removal process" and I'm embarassed!

Victor....Holy shit dude Corey Perry is SMOKIN!!! That would be somethign if he could keep up that pace! Nice insurmountable lead dude. You can stop that shit anytime! Im really NOT into watching you absolutely destroy the field this early in the game! My truck might just have a final coup-de-grace today and run you over! Well done Victor Seriously...Told ya you were hard on yourself. Sigh...the misery continues.

Paul Stasny (sp) wow...a hat trick half way through the second period? I think he might be ok? Damn. Hey what is with the NHL saying it has changed? I was looking at the rosters and found there are more goons than I can ever remember. The league is looking like it will be more of bloodbath than ever this year. And how about the games in the UK? The only time the dumb-ass Brits cheered was when there was a fight! Go back to soccer.

Looking into my crystal ball I see St Louis making me some points tonight against the desert dwellers. I hate to slam the great one but Wayne, your team sucks huge donkey dongs. Hire a manager son. Your team is an embarassment.

War Fuel Economy

ahhh just shoot me.