Troopers Takes on The Teams!

Alright seeing as how all the other smarter and more medicated..err educated Blog Masters have decided to rate the other teams I thought it only required that I do something different...Like maybe rate our wife's? Naa maybe not. But it would be interesting! Maybe some of the NHL's finer specimens of feminity will be discussed in the future...We could start with.....TIE DOMI! Dude, Belinda is a skank!~ There ain't enough Jack Daniels to drink that cow pretty!

Sigh....Ok seeing as how some of you might take this the wrong way...please dont...its all in fun. But what the hell if you do, knock yourself out just dont knock me out....my rifles are bigger than yours! Na na na na na

I will start with my discusting, dormant, dilapated team. The first thing you will see, if you really care to look is that I have got a ton of Friggin Make Believes....How this happend I have no bloody idea whatsoever. I hate the friggin Maple Laughs, but if they help me out then I guess I will keep them.

I got stuck last year with couple of real dogs in net, trading for Denis to the Furengie (so I cant spell for shit, sorry Victor) was a huge mistake! I should have traded for "Eat a Big Meal" (Rita McNeil) and slapped a mattress on her, stuffed the top of the net with hot dogs and cheezy puffs and red wine and she would have done better than what I had in net!!!! I digress...SO my attempt was two-fold in this years draft, get a couple of decent if not stellar goalies and in so doing, limit the number of other GM's of getting a good one. Dirty? Yep! Do I care? Nope :-) Kinda like Mike's comment about my last post actually :-)

My forwards....holy shit...well at least I still have Crosby, the main saving grace of this miserable team. Horton plays too hard and will probably get injured somewhere along the line. The others...the Geritol gang of Sundin, Shanny, Smith, Tucker and Roberts will probably get me a couple of points but I'm certain will be convalesing at the Airborne Recovery Center sometime this year sitting back and enjoying a Canadian with me while contemplating their retirement from this glorious game. God bless the young guys of Toews and Kane and Crosby...chancy but promising in the future...however after my nauseating season the future is now...could be a long year of replacements!

Defence - a couple of good ones, lots of flash in the pans....average at best. Potential? Yep...potentially devasting with the exception of Liles.

Goalies - got a few and agree with Victors take on them...read his bolg as Im really not going to repeat it here. The good thing about them......when the rest of your goalies are injured...you know where to come.....You want a goalie, you talk to me....Ok Mel Gibson Im not....My neck is too red....as seen by the decided lack of Euro Trash on my team. Is Jagr still alive? Would someone PLEASE just beat this arrogant shit senceless for me?

Prediction.....I suck, but not as bad some others, best result at the end of the day is a middle of the pack run and that is being generous...either that or I will win the whole friggin thing and ya'll can eat my shorts! No? Yeah...probably Not but it was funny writing it :-)

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