Mike...The only question I have for you is....How the hell did you come in second? The answer, for all you with curious minds...is GOALIES. I, as well as others I'm sure, tried to pry either of these two out of him him last year with no results whatsoever...I could have given him 4 players, 2 draft picks, my truck, my first born, 10 grand, a pint of my blood and a princes god-damn harem with 50 virgins and I MIGHT have got one of them. I gave you some good offers but in the end you were wrong Mike and you stink! I feel better now. Actually on a serious note I have to thank Mike for all his work, as we all should, and his insider info he shared with me last year.... and for picking some rather shitty third rate players for me while I was away in England. Thanks for nothing Mike.
Ahhh Mike's team...Let me start with St.Louis. You little piece of shit smurf! I hate you! You ride on the coat-tails of the rest of the players on your team and because you are such an insignificant piece of crap, you tend to get open because the real players in this league (Non-french Canadians and non Euro's) think they will just run over your ass when you get the puck. This moron gets open and because he is so small no one sees him until it is too late. One hit, preferably by oh I don't know maybe Simon, Phaneuf or the like will end your over-paid career. Then you can sit back in Quebec and drink your labatts 50.
Stillman...Only good thing about him is that he shares my birthday. Go look for yourself and bring me a present when it comes.
Paul Mara...sounds like a Cigarette...
Parise..at least he had a good father...he was the one who did the stick swinging at the ref in the 72 series...Sweet! Friggin communist ref deserved it. I really wish he would have got the Sherwood taste test :-)
Savard...See St.Louis but add 'whining ass cry baby'...I got no respect in Calgary! Hey buttmunch that's because you sucked!
Eric Johnson...Now this guy I like.....I wonder why....BECAUSE I PICKED HIM! That's why! Just goes to show you how bad my team is...I cant remember what the hell I got for him...A mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Rostislav Klesla - Ok, listen, my wife is Russian, I understand a couple of languages, but how the hell do you say this? Christ it's worse than my name! I bet he hates his parents. They should have just called him Ivan like the majority of the good little communists. Seriously...would you call your kid Adolph? I thought not.
Mike...what is this thing you have with bears? Is there something you are not telling us? How often do you go to the zoo? Oh, I do like your logo :-) The only good bear is a skinned bear!
Besides Mikes fantastic goalie duo I really dont see how he can improve this year. Great goalies, a bunch of wimpy, french and foreign Euro trash with no size or guts and the rest are has beens on teams that arn't going anywhere...My prediction...best place finish of 7. But what the hell do I know I finished last.
Mike learn not to be such a blood thirsty fucking leach when you trade, and give us bottom dwellers a chance.
I know I know I friggin know!....I have a potty mouth...so sue me.
War dead bears.
Out.
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