Genuflecting to the Gods

Hey Kevin, look at the standings, you are in last place and I'm in first!!! Cool! Won't last for long but it sure feels good...till the conclusion of the first game anyway :-)

One of the best trades last year was between myself and Kevin. It certainly benefited both of us and possibly pushed Kev over the top of the Bruins.

After Kevin collected his wininngs at the end of the year I'm sure the only thought in his head was "great, now I have to decimate my team and give all the good players to the serfs below me". Well, yes, you did and maybe someone will have the team to kick your ass off the throne this year. Looking at your team I have to admit it will be tough.

Has anyone ever wanted to just pull out a sniper rifle while say, someone like Iginla was skating down the ice on a breakaway and smoke his ass? I think all of us who lost last year should be given a "Thin the Heard" day in which we can kill an opponents points for a day...just because....laugh, it would be neat if you had bet on a nag at a horse race and while it was running were able to put a heater through the leader on the backstretch :-) I think I have some pent up rage in me somewhere....probably due my ex-wife. Bitch. Woops, I think I said that in my big boy voice.

Kevin, at the end of the day you are no fun! Your team is very good, with the exception of "Fatty McButterpants" (K. Tkachuk). Anyone want to put bets on how long he will be overweight this year? He goes to Omar the Tent Maker for his hockey pants. Mumu's are us! His snacks are Buttersickles followed by Gravy shooters. Keith, invest in a God-damn Salad once in a while will ya!

Overall Kevin could make the united nations look bad with the amount of different countries represented in his team. He certainly has a few studs in Iggy, Malkin, Tanguay, Mary-Ann Hossa, Gonchar, etc.

Is Modano still bankrupt? This guy should have retired a while ago except for his money problems. Why is it that people say the older players deserve more respect than others? When Mike took a swing at another player last year with his stick it was stated in a few places that he did not get respect and was hit dirty.....Tough Shit pumpkin! Want some cheese to go with that whine? You play the game you get hit. Suck it up or retire.

I think the only thing at this point that will stop us from catching him will be injuries...or perhaps if we hired a couple of Guido's to "visit" Kevin's house some dark snowy night.

I have to laugh...again at a name...Poor bastard....Pascal Leclair...I think I would have to slap my mom. Tell me this kid never got his beats at school? I guess being a goalie was just an extension of the abuse he recieved at school :-)

Basically I think we will be sucking hind tit to Kevin this year. Repeat? In my opinion yep. But beware dude....Guido is a friend of mine! In my best Italian slanted voice....You win again, we will have to talk.

War Keeping the target in the scope

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